the mayorthis is a parody of (the artist)by Sir Walter RaleighThe mayor and his UN-existing wifeThey lead a very sappy life,Surrounded by the things he's savedTo enjoy the land that he had made.The world is a confusing place;The mayor will not let them chase;He fiddles with the works of trolls,And makes them look like stupid dolls.The Mayor is a cheerful man,He does things with all his cans;He likes to drink his can of tab,When, we all think it's something bad.The mayor uses chalks of whiteTo show the towns lovely sight,Then came a battle of horrid and frightThat scared the mayor into the night.